Jesus Christ made his Major League debut tonight for the Washington Nationals ending a year of speculation about when the Savior would appear to save the beleaguered team. Beltway Baseball Evangelicals quickly snapped up overpriced tickets to watch their Pitcher of Pitchers heal the Nat’s woes.
The hype was over the top ridiculous.
But, oh wow, that curve ball. That incredible movement on 99 mph fastballs.
I’m a convert.